There Are Twenty Perfect Fewer First Sopranos Than Nine Years Ago
Women are just getting what they deserved for leaving the fireside. But regardless of reasons we have it upon the word of one who has looked into the matter thoroughly that the Boop-Boop-a-Doop girls are on the way out.
And that in the future we will judge women's singing ability by the ease with which they render Rocked in the Cradle of the Deep. And all of that leads to a possibility which some of us may consider with rapt, joyful interest - the possibility that there may come a day when women will not be allowed to talk at all.